The Challenge USA Episode 5 Recap — Winners & Losers

Loser: The Editors, Despite Their Best Efforts, Being Forced To Show David Last Week

Loser: Not Paying Attention

Loser: That Joke From My All-Stars 3 Recaps You All Thought Was Finally Over But Is Now Back Due To A Surprise Scene Of One Player Braiding The Hair Of Another Player (It’s Not My Fault)

Winner: Cinco

Winner: The Word Murky

Winner: TJ Lavin’s Checking Account

Loser: Bullies

Loser: Misleading Movie Trailers

Loser: Rachel Dawes

Winner: Danny’s Wife Kiki

Loser: Reality Television Chicanery

Loser: Nev

Loser: All The Other Teams

Loser: Jurisdiction

Winner: Shannon, Nelson & Lloyd Christmas Walk Into A Bar…

Loser: Silence

Winner: Grocery Runs

Loser: Alyssa’s Metaphors

Winner: Following Pop Music in 2009

Winner: The Post Shower Fresh Feeling

Winner: Suspending Disbelief

Winner: Palindromes

Loser: Dreams



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Brian Batty

Brian Batty


Writing about MTV’s The Challenge, one of America’s great institutions, from a fan’s perspective. Inquires: -Twitter: @TJsAirhorn